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- If years made me lose all my teeth, would you still want to kiss me?

- When cats hide from the rain, do they know the fun they're missing?
- Do pencils get jealous from pens for leaving a trace that's harder to erase?
- Will angels fall if they chose by their own free will to abide by the will of God?
- Is Satan as ugly as they draw him, or did he spend his money on a complete make-over?
- If you were hungry and had only one piece of bread, would you give it to a kid dying of hunger?
- Do all beauty pageant contestants want world peace, or just a piece of that diamond crown?
- When you hear the sentence: "they lived happily, and grew old together, he became a senile diabetic old man and she died of breast cancer at the age of 76", would you still consider calling this story a fairytale?

- If I couldn't help myself anymore, and hugged you and not wanted to let go, would you believe that I really loved you one day?

- If rain was made of fire, would you cry on your cigarette whenever you felt like smoking?
- If you were to be god, would you create me?
- If horses had taller ears, would they be rabbits or donkeys?
- have you ever seen a turtle that ran away from her house?
- why is a green orange called orange not green?
- When God created everything, did he save a backup in case the system crashed?
- If human skin was transparent, would we consider shit as disgusting as we do now?
- If you had the ability to go back in time, but not change anything, would you do it?
- If babies grew on trees, would pineapples grow in wombs?
- If apple trees were white, would apples be orange?
- Why is it called the color orange and not the color carrot?
- When exactly did humankind turn that bitter and mean?
- If you had the option to choose between seeing yourself in the mirror or the person you loved, would you really accept not being able to see your hairdo after you brushed it?
- If God created Adam on his image, on whose image did he create Eve?

- If tonight, suddenly and out of the blue, I missed you like hell... is it Ok?
inspired by pablo neruda's book of questions...

moved from my journals...

edited... (July 24th 2012)
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Lynnelle Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007
:clap: :clap: :clap:

This is one of the most amazing "reads" I ever had while drinking my morning cup of coffee!!! :hug:

so happy you moved it from your journals!

anjad kteer 7elweh kteer kteer 7elweh!!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss:
fletchergull Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Professional Writer
thank you dear
SamiShahin-Art Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
-Maybe kissing is better without teeth :P
-They still don't think its worth getting wet..
-As much as pens get jealous of wacom tablets..
-I'll come back for this one ;)
-Satan is beautiful! Haven't you seen Bedazzled!?
-Aladdin would..
-They can't even spell piece!
-A real life fairytale! Just ask all the divorcees and loners..
-I love Disney.. so yes (no, not really)
-Ok, i belive in fairytales more than love :P
-In a second!
-How about a twin of you?
-i shall try that!
-They would be freaks!
-Not yet! But i got my camera ready..
-because it's trademarked in Florida..
-Did they have C.D's and harddrives back then?
-I would consider food disgusting; when i see it turn into shit!
-Very good question!!
-Yes, yes, and more yes!
-Don't tell me that! I guess she's getting real old..
-With all the gel i put; i think i can see it as i feel it :P
-pineapples! And they thought having babies was painful..
-And then, if you call those apples oranges, what would you call apples?
-You really love orange don't ya?
-Same reasons that at a concert, they let go my friend with the big purse, while they checked every last inch of my body!
-One Marilyn Mansion is enough!
-Sounds fair :P
-Again, fair trade..
-You require a penis to drink beer?
-stop that..
-My head hurts, I'm going to sleep now.

Sorry, i know it said answerless.. but it was too tempting ;)
fletchergull Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Professional Writer
try again...
LouiseOdier Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007
good you move it flechter. :)

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